sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
jimsturgess: ＢＡＢＹ ＹＯＵ ＬＩＧＨＴ ＵＰ ＭＹ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＬＩＫＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＥＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry: oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day