June 2012
sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
jimsturgess:
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what